How do you keep your rifle stock looking good?

[Red Badger]

I've been rethinking this topic and I have decided (by unanimous decision) that any firearm I hold in my hands is going to look fantastic just by the close proximity to my ruggedly handsome self!     



Let's test this out, everyone on this forum send me your favorite rifle and I will have a picture taken while I am holding it and post the pictures online so all y'all can judge for yourselves. Your firearms can be picked up at my house after the mandatory 90 day waiting period.

UM as a JUNIOR member of the Senior Staff you do not get to make POLICY... ONLY the Factors get to do that... While Hawken50, Bigfoot, and myself may at some time decide you are worthy of some guidance from us your main duties right now are to assist any way you can in the re-education of our Kalifornian brothers to the benefits of Holy black and helping them with charity in recovering from the fires....
    

Unfortunately I started that out as a jest but when I added the part about the fires I suddenly came to realize you are probably the closest one of us to that devastation.. If there is anything we can do let us know....

[Hanshi]

     I wonder if Kramer's Best Antique  Improver would work on Hanshi if he was to  use it Buff himself.  Then maybe he would have a newer avitar,  A younger looking Hanshi.  May even work on others.  Lord knows I could stand some antique improver.

Ahem!  I am already "buff".  My "David-like" physique is pretty much perfection, already.  I am a ladies dream! 

[Patocazador]

Ahem!  I am already "buff".  My "David-like" physique is pretty much perfection, already.  I am a ladies dream! 

Which lady? Roseanne or Nancy Pelosi?

[hotfxr]

     I wonder if Kramer's Best Antique  Improver would work on Hanshi if he was to  use it Buff himself.  Then maybe he would have a newer avitar,  A younger looking Hanshi.  May even work on others.  Lord knows I could stand some antique improver.

Ahem!  I am already "buff".  My "David-like" physique is pretty much perfection, already.  I am a ladies dream!  :applause

David Cross? David Bowie? David Hodo (one of the Village People)? David Allen? David the clerk down at 7-11? David Niven? You must be more specific so we can make a true comparison.